If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
Directed by Mary Bronstein
With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
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Top cast
Rose Byrne
Linda
Conan O'Brien
Therapist
A$AP Rocky
James
Danielle Macdonald
Caroline
Delaney Quinn
Child
Mary Bronstein
Dr. Spring
Ivy Wolk
Diana
Mark Stolzenberg
Parking Attendant
Manu Narayan
Landlord
Christian Slater
Father
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Where can I watch If I Had Legs I'd Kick You online?
As of September 20, 2026, If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is available to stream on HBO Max Amazon Channel and HBO Max in United States. Use the country selector above to check availability in other regions — streaming rights are licensed per country, so catalogues differ.
Is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You on Netflix?
No — If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is not currently on Netflix in any of the countries we track. In United States it streams on HBO Max Amazon Channel and HBO Max instead.
Can I rent or buy If I Had Legs I'd Kick You online?
Yes. In United States, If I Had Legs I'd Kick You can be rented on Amazon Video, Apple TV Store, Google Play Movies, YouTube, Fandango At Home, and FlixFling and purchased on Amazon Video, Apple TV Store, Google Play Movies, YouTube, and Fandango At Home.
In which countries can I stream If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?
As of September 20, 2026, If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is included with a streaming subscription (or free with ads) in Brazil, Canada, Chile, Colombia, Germany, Italy, Mexico, Spain, United Kingdom, and United States, among the countries we track.
Streaming availability last checked on September 20, 2026. Catalogues change frequently — data from TMDB and JustWatch.
